The Water Coolers Hilarious singing comedy about work delivered by ridiculously talented performers.

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• Award Shows
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  Award Shows

  Award Shows can be created to order, but they do offer two packages – Gold and Silver – to help clients understand options & pricing: Gold Package: includes our award show opening number customized to your show; 5 mini-intros [a short song about 50 seconds to a minute long] to highlight business divisions, top award winners, award categories, or key executives; a customized rock anthem closing number; and up to 1 hour from their core material; Silver Package: includes a fully customized opening number that sets up the evening and salutes the audience; 3 mini-intros; and up to 1 hour from their core material.

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• Getting To Great Performance
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  Getting To Great Performance

  Imagine a keynote that completely engages your audience, pumps the room full of energy, and delivers relevant, easy–to-apply tips on how to knock down barriers that stand between you and top-level performance. Well you don’t have to imagine. The award-winning singing comedy act, The Water Coolers, can deliver it right now. They combine insights from two places: their writing team -- which includes both business people and professional comedy writers; and their cast members -- performers who compete and win in the most competitive market in the country, New York City. Together, they convey a fresh, unique perspective about achieving and maintaining peak performance in today’s world. The result? High-energy, crazy-great singing and hilarious, relatable comedy that brings smart content to life. Using song parodies and sketch comedy, they keep attendees howling with laugher and self-recognition. This is what makes content stick. Really stick. Like “Conjunction Junction, What’s Your Function?” stick. (See, you remember that, don’t you?) Attendees will take away techniques in 3 areas. • Facing the fear that blocks innovation. Customer expectations are changing every day. You need to innovate to meet them and that means overcoming the fear of putting yourself on the line. As NYC-based performers, The Water Coolers spend their lives on the line and share tips to maintain the confidence to deliver. • Unguarded wide-open, full-out, all-in collaboration – the kind that reaches a creative level. You hear a lot about collaboration, but true collaboration needs to rise above the respectful exchange of ideas to ignite a creative process where ideas feed off of on another. As a nationally recognized comedy act, The Water Coolers team is constantly building this dynamic and will share some of the techniques they use to do it. • Focus in a time of unparalleled distraction. Got a great idea and ready to make the magic? Wait, your phone is ringing. Hold on, your 12-year old is sending you a text (that you can’t decipher). Wow. Does anyone know how long it takes for 137 emails to drop in? Focus is fundamental to a great performance. Come behind the scenes with these seasoned NYC pros to learn about the tools they use to get in the zone and stay there. This unique keynote is the best of all worlds – a keynote that’s current, funny, and fresh, brought to you by the folks that have been getting standing ovations around the world for the last 15 years.

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• MC work [add-on option]
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  MC work [add-on option]

  Clients provide the script – they provide the professional actors to host the program, giving the event a motor that provides momentum and clarity often difficult to achieve without a dedicated MC.

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• The Water Coolers: The Show
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  The Water Coolers: The Show

  The Water Coolers: 'THE SHOW' PURE, HILARIOUS ENTERTAINMENT If you've talked about it around the water cooler, odds are THE WATER COOLERS have a side-splitting song about it. Your audience will love the way they musically send up topics such as annoying co-workers, office distractions, selling Girl Scout cookies at work and keeping up with technology. They can also write custom songs specifically for your audience and event. And it’s not just for corporate nine to fivers. Over the years they have developed specialty material for many different professional audiences – for example, for physicians a song about self-diagnosing patients to the tune of “I Heard It through the Grapevine” called “I Read About It Online” or “I’m a Mall Walker” to the tune of “I’m a Girl Watcher” for retail sales associates.

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